goals: to be as fantastically sarcastic as corny collins from hairspray
[PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE] YOU CAN’T STOP THE BEAT
can we please discuss the differences between Hairspray and Grease? I like Grease but the message at the end is like “change yourself so that your asshole love interest will want you back”. Hairspray is amazing because the protagonist was overweight and she got the boy she wanted and the only thing that changed about her was her hair. Hairspray is where it’s at man.